Easliy, One of my favorite commercials of all time!
“It’s night time in a kitchen just like yours; all is quiet, or is it?”
“The North American house hippo is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. House hippos are very timid creatures and they are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests.”/P
This is a warning to anyone who may be about to piss offyou future mother in law!, after asking her to plan and put out the wedding invitation !
You are regretfully invited to the wedding invitation between my son and some cheap two bit tramp
whose name escapes me right now. The biggest disaster in my families history will take place on Saturday, Sept 8th and no doubt end in divorce. The overwhelmingly disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy
First of all - Yes I know the story isn’t real, and I only mention this so poeple don’t send me emails saying “It’s a hoax!” Although General Cosgrove is really a person in the army in Austrailia there is no evidence that this interview noted below every actually happened. However, if you do have an mp3 of the audio, I’d love to hear it!
…General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
We guess TomTom was listening when we said it had to respond to Nokia’s Own Voice app for custom turn-by-turn navigation instructions, as the Dutch company has announced a new Darth Vader voice pack. Following in the footsteps of such luminaries as Homer Simpson and Burt Reynolds, the Sith Lord has contributed his vocal stylings to the cause of guiding the lost and confused down the right path. Though it wasn’t without hiccups — check out the video after the break for the recording session — the pack is now complete and ready for download, provided you have $13 handy to smooth the transaction. Yoda, C3PO and Han Solo packs are set to follow in the coming months. May the farce be with you/P
Who says geeks don’t know how to do romance right?
Among the geeky gestures of amour we’ve seen, there was the guy who popped the question in Super Mario World, the guy who engraved a proposal on an iPod, and the man who asked for his love’s hand via patent application.
The latest inductee into the Geeky-Proposal Hall of Fame? Google software engineer Corey Goldfeder, who went so far as to stage a fake Michael J. Fox retrospective at a local movie theater and then digitally edit himself into “Back to the Future” to pop the question to Andrea (and about 20 onlookers he recruited so the theater wouldn’t look suspiciously empty).
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others do. They are called “Speck Tators.”
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do things. They’re called “Comment Tators.”
Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin. They are called “Aggie Tators.”
There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they never get around to doing. We call them “Hezzie Tators.“
Some people put on a front and act like someone else.They’re called “Emma Tators.”
Then, there are those who walk what they talk. They’re always prepared to stop what they’re doing to lend a hand to others and bring real sunshine into the lives of others. You can call them “Sweet Tators.”
A [not too intelligent] lady walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the lady assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. “I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says the lady.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” says the lady, “I will go and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed women snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: “To apply, remove cap and push up bottom.”
Now, I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1.
After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2.
We are unable to enter anything after we click the ’shut down ‘ button.
3.
There is a button ’start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.
4.
We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.
5.
One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
6.
There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7.
Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8.
Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.
9.
My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when u will provide that?
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