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Too Funny What is your browser of choice?

If you meet Firefox, it’s all you can think about. She just puts to much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Mrs. Firefox. It’s not because of herself, it’s more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts …
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As many of you might already be aware, I have recently become an E-Bay addict.

I love selling stuff on this site. I’m not making a lot of money, but it’s still great.

So when I came across this blog entry over at bligit. I just had to share it.

People will try anything to sell stuff at ebay.

If you want to give it a try youurself please sign up at bwebcentral.com/ebay./P

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Out of Office auto-replies can be great when you are on vacation, and you want to let others know you won’t be checking your email.

Here 10 great Out of Office autoreplies you should consider the next time you are heading out on vacation (If you have the guts that is)

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. /P

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This one is a classic “Giraffe Test”, reportly done by Anderson Consulting.

The rumor is they said around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting reportedly said this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

So How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?/P

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From the OSNN Forums.

Are you still running one of the M$ OS. Now with Vista and all it’s problems, will you upgrade? If you haven’t you probably will, the link below will take you through each of the grief stages you will pass through to get to the next “Great” update

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It is said that you shouldn’t believe everything you read. Here are a few oddities from tvsm (Katie) on Squidoo.

Be sure to check out #9. In Canada, we don’t have two dollar bills in circulation any more but it would be interesting to know if this one is true !

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Check out this video of a plane that almost crashes when landing in on a very windy day in Hamburg, Germany.

I’ve actually heard from multiple people and I am told that the pilot was doing exactly the way he would be trained to maneuver in such a situation. Regardless, though if I were a passenger and felt this happening I’d be scared out of my seat…literally !/P

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