Horse Surprise?
Is this real or was it just a setup? What do you think?
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Is this real or was it just a setup? What do you think?
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Might have to be a geeky programmer to get this one!
Famous Last Words of a Code Monkey (Programmer)
It’s not a bug - It’s a feature.. Get it Now?
Monday, September 29th, 2008
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,”So you’re a
man; that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow,just look at our cars!
There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be
a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days.”
Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”
“This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
A Lesson:
Don’t leave your mother in charge of sending out your wedding invitations, and if you do - always be sure to proof read it before it
goe out to everyone 
Friday, September 26th, 2008
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 milesper hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
“I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. “I don’t want you to try and talk me out ofit,”He says, “because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend,And she’s a far better lover than you are.”
Again the wife stays quiet,But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases thespeed to 55
He pushes his luck. “I want the house,” he says insistently..
Up to 60.
“I want the car, too,” he continues.
65 mph.
“And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards andthe boat!”
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.This makes him nervous, so he asks her, “Isn’t there anything youwant?”
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.”No, I’ve got everything I need,” she says.”Oh, really,” he inquires, “so what have you got?”
Just before they slam into the wall, she turns to him and smiles:
“The airbag!”
Moral of the Story :
Women are clever! Don’t mess with them!
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
Found this link over at lifehacker. Thanks to geek news central for telling me about it.
I don’t think I’d actually buy one of these, but it’s a funny idea. It might lead to your lunch being thrown out instead of just stolen!
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008
Here’s a great article on how to get back on junk mail people who send you those “no postage necessary” return envelopes.
Of course it also “hurts” the postal carrier as well and I’m not sure if it really works, but I thought it was a funny idea regardless.
Saturday, September 20th, 2008
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
From Bullfrog117. Imagine all the work that must have went into making this star wars ascii video. I might not have that much spare time on my hands but the geek in me appreciates whoever did !/P
Sunday, September 14th, 2008
Here’s a list of funny answers written on exams. Who knows if people actually put these answers down, but this is by far one of my favorite lists of funny errors. Given my bad grammar, it’s definitely possible, I might have made some of these same mistakes/P
Thursday, September 11th, 2008
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