Real Video Magic A choice in Time
Here’s a gool magic video by HW Ward that I came across. He puts an interesting spin on the “I can guess you number” concept. Hope you emjoy it./P
Friday, February 27th, 2009
Here’s a gool magic video by HW Ward that I came across. He puts an interesting spin on the “I can guess you number” concept. Hope you emjoy it./P
Friday, February 27th, 2009
The Oscars just have to vote this one the best picture of the year award, just check out this promo - It rocks! 
Can’t wait to go see it
He’s been running his entire life
..hiding
…he’s had enough
…..This Christmas
…….He finds you/P
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
here once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question “how much is 2+2?”The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, “It lies between 3.98 and 4.02.”
The mathematician said, “In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof.”
The physicist declared, “It’s in the magnitude of 1×101.“
The logician paused for a long while and then said, “This problem is solvable.”
The social worker said, “I don’t know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question.”
The attorney stated, “In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4.”
The trader asked, “Are you buying or selling?”
The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice,
“What would you like it to be?”
Monday, February 23rd, 2009
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
Friday, February 20th, 2009
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming!” and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, and I had to grin.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick”, and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
“Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”… I just lost it.”
The judge slams his gavel down case dismissed
Thursday, February 19th, 2009
Ever get this question at a job interview?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
I dare you to give this answer
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
Good for a laugh, all thing things you may have always wanted to say at work, but were too afraid too
Do any sound familar to you /P
Friday, February 13th, 2009
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