Archive for April, 2009

Understanding Football

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experiance.

“Oh, I really liked it”, she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just cannot understand why they were killing each other over 25cents? ”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’. I’m like…Helloooo It’s only 25 cents!!!”

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

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Wednesday, April 1st, 2009