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All those big lists of so-called “facts”. Well here’s a summary from Josh (lazyboys) in video form!

The Facts of life!

Hope you enjoy it./P

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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt”. After this, you can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a Shitt-Happens double ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone says you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail

I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank

Hotwheels and matchbox car companises are now trading higher then GM in the stock market

Obamba met with small business - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM to discuss the Stimulus Package

McDonalds is selling the 1/2 ouncer.

People in Beverly Hills are forced to fire their nannies and learn their own children’s names

People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethipia are telling kids, “finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in America?”

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Any most favorite indicicator of all 

If the bank returns your check marked s “insufficient funds” you have to call and ask them if they meant you or them.

“Infection Resulted after she pimped a few popples”

“Social History reveals this 1 year old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed”

“While in the emergency room, the patient was examined, x-rated, and then sent home”

“I keep reasssuring her that her memory will improve, but again today she forgot to pay her bill”

“Patient with broken limb is to remain plastered for the next 6 to 8 weeks”

“Bleeding began in lower abdominal and continued all the way to to Upper Woodstock”

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Hockey officials hope to attract fans and create a higher-scoring, fast-paced game with a new aerodynamic puck and artificial turf instead of ice./P

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The fire was ruled an accident after a tedious review of thousands of digital photos documenting every second of the five hour party./P

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* TOTALLY AMAZING, AMUSING, BRILLIANTLY CREATIVE *

Check out this cool video and just imagine what fun these Welshmen must have had creating this work and -
work it must have been!

It’s fun just to watch.

Two flocks of sheep, one black and one white, three sheep farmers,three Sheepdogs, LEDs provided by SAMSUNG, and watch what happens when these experts put it all together for one too brief a show

Hope you enjoy it. I think it’s great!/P

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