Doctors Notes

“Infection Resulted after she pimped a few popples”

“Social History reveals this 1 year old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed”

“While in the emergency room, the patient was examined, x-rated, and then sent home”

“I keep reasssuring her that her memory will improve, but again today she forgot to pay her bill”

“Patient with broken limb is to remain plastered for the next 6 to 8 weeks”

“Bleeding began in lower abdominal and continued all the way to to Upper Woodstock”

July 27th, 2009, posted by JPRuss

NHL Tries To Woo Fans By Increasing Scoring With Bigger Nets, 3-Point Line

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Hockey officials hope to attract fans and create a higher-scoring, fast-paced game with a new aerodynamic puck and artificial turf instead of ice./P

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July 23rd, 2009, posted by JPRuss

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire

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The fire was ruled an accident after a tedious review of thousands of digital photos documenting every second of the five hour party./P

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July 6th, 2009, posted by JPRuss

When Highlanders get bored with their sheep - Extreme Sheep Art

* TOTALLY AMAZING, AMUSING, BRILLIANTLY CREATIVE *

Check out this cool video and just imagine what fun these Welshmen must have had creating this work and -
work it must have been!

It’s fun just to watch.

Two flocks of sheep, one black and one white, three sheep farmers,three Sheepdogs, LEDs provided by SAMSUNG, and watch what happens when these experts put it all together for one too brief a show

Hope you enjoy it. I think it’s great!/P

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July 3rd, 2009, posted by JPRuss

Congressman’s Son Won’t Shut The Hell Up During Hearing

Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son.

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June 30th, 2009, posted by JPRuss

Why Parents Drink

Ever wonder why? ..LOL..

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

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June 27th, 2009, posted by JPRuss

Pentagon Reports Army Mascot ‘Liberty’ Killed in Iraq

Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty’s antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.

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June 21st, 2009, posted by JPRuss

Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee


Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee

On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don’t even care about./P

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June 18th, 2009, posted by JPRuss

Jay’s Desktop: Things that aren’t standardized but should be

Some standardizations are good, some are bad. If you could standardize anything, what would it be? Here’s a funny list of humorous standardizations which will probably never come true but might just get you thinking!

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June 7th, 2009, posted by JPRuss

Whats Wrong With This Photo? - Photos - KIRO Seattle

A slideshow of funny pics! Hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

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June 4th, 2009, posted by JPRuss