The Young MD
As a new young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed wehn performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle agled lady upon whom I was performing the exam suddenlty burst out laughing and further embarrasing me. I looked up from my work and sheepisly said. “I’m sorry, Was I tickling you?”. She replied. “No Doctor,” but the song your were wistling was
“I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner”